Monday, February 13, 2012

Valentines Day Cupcakes

Dark Chocolate Stout Beer Cupcakes, filled with Amaretto Mousse, and topped with Raspberry Buttercream

Just for Valentines Day
 So after last Friday's cupcake fiasco, I wasn't about to allow these little bastards to kick my posterior.  I have to admit I'm still not a fan of the cupcake, but this updated version came close to making me a convert.  They're a dark chocolate and stout beer cake base (just try it, you'll never have chocolate cake without it again!), filled with an addictive amaretto chocolate mousse, and topped with enough sugary frosting to send you into a diabetic coma. 

So moist and delicious!

Eat good food.  Drink good beer.  And above all, stay classy!

INGREDIENTS:

 For the cake:
-2 cups granulated sugar
-1 3/4 cup + 4 Tbs. white cake flour
-3/4 cup cocoa
-1 1/2 tsp. baking powder
-1 1/2 tsp. baking soda
-1 1/8 tsp. kosher salt
-2 extra large eggs
-1 cup milk
-1/2 cup canola oil
-1 tsp. pure vanilla extract
-2 tsp. Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
-1 cup sweet stout beer (I used Guinness Extra Foreign Stout)
-4 oz. dark chocolate chips

For the filling:
-1 box Hershey's chocolate mousse
-1/4 cup amaretto or other almond flavored liqueur
-3/4 cup whole milk

For the frosting:
-8 oz. frozen raspberries, thawed and drained well
-1 cup butter, softened
-2 tsp. pure vanilla extract
-1/4 tsp. kosher salt
-32 oz. package powdered sugar

DIRECTIONS:

Start with the filling, it will need to to set-up.  Pour the powdered mousse into the bowl of a stand mixer (a hand mixer may be substituted).  With the mixer on slow, pour the milk and amaretto into the bowl, scrapping down the side as necessary.  Mix for approximately 4 minutes.  Transfer to an airtight bowl, and refrigerate for at least 2 hours.

While the mousse is resting, prepare the cupcakes. 

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.  Line 2 standard muffin tins with paper cupcake/ muffin liners.

The next couple of steps will require some delicate timing...

Whisk together the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and cocoa in the bowl of a stand mixer.

Pour the beer into a pan on the stove and bring to a mild simmer (BE VERY CAREFUL, boiling beer has a tendancy to expand rapidly).  

With the mixer on slow, add the oil, milk, vanilla extract, and whiskey to the flour and cocoa mixture.  Blend until smooth.  Add the eggs one at a time, blending after each addition.

Immediately after adding the eggs, add the salt and dark chocolate chips to the simmering beer and bring to a rolling boil, stirring constantly.

Carefully pour the beer into the batter stirring constantly (this is where having a stand mixer pays off).  Blend until everything is incorporated.

The batter should look like thick, hot chocolate

Pour the batter into the paper lined muffin tins, filling 3/4 of the way up the sides of the cup.

Bake in the preheated oven for 20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into one of the interior cupcakes comes out free of batter. 

Remove the pans from the oven and allow them to cool on a baking rack for approximately 10 minutes.  Then gently pry the cakes out of the tins, and return them to the rack to cool until they reach room temperature.

The baked product

While the cakes are cooling, start on the frosting.


Whip the softened butter until light and fluffy.  Add the raspberries, and blend until creamy.  Add the vanilla and salt.  In small portions, begin adding the powdered sugar.  Continue adding and mixing the powdered sugar until it has all been blended into the frosting.  Cover the bowl with plastic wrap, and reserve until ready to use.

Once the cakes have cooled, start the cake-o-suction process.  Take a sharp knife, and cut out a conical hole in the top of the cake.  Save the innards, we'll use them later.

The cakes with their innards removed (note the remnants in the small food processor bowl)

Place the remnants of the cupcakes into the bowl of a food processor fitted with a steel blade.  Add approximately 4 Tbs. of granulated sugar to the cake crumbs (an old Julia Child trick for grinding nuts).  Pulse for 5-6 seconds until evenly crumbled.

Transfer the mousse to a pastry bag fitted with a wide tip, and pipe the filling into the cupcake holes. 

Sprinkle the crumbs over the filling, tapping down lightly with the back of a spoon.


Transfer the frosting to a pastry bag fitted with your preferred tip, and pipe onto the top of the cakes. 





Enjoy, and happy Valentines Day!



Sunday, February 12, 2012

When Life Gives You Dry Cupcakes, Make Trifle


 
This week for the patrons of my beer dinners at the Nook Tavern, I made cupcakes (or at least attempted to).  Now, I hate cupcakes!  Maybe it's because I'm a guy and just don't "get it," but I find these little culinary bastards to be annoyingly fussy and exhaustively pretentious.  There I said it.

So Friday night I was all set for a bake-athon...I had a recipe from Martha Stewart for the cupcakes and a handy raspberry buttercream recipe from Southern Living.  After dirtying every dish in my kitchen, the only fruits of my culinary labors were dry, dense cupcakes and some pepto bismal colored frosting. 

This is what pepto bismal would look like if it were turned into frosting

All I can say is, Martha has failed me for the last time!

Which is when I had a "Chopped" moment and realized I could make trifle! Cake, layered with pudding/ creme, and topped with a healthy dose of whipped cream is always good, and with the help of the liquid portion the cake wouldn't seem so dry.

I did manage to salvage the last dozen cakes by adding a little milk to the batter, but the first 48 weren't so lucky.  

I would never force either of recipes on someone, let alone dedicated fans and readers...but the photos might provide some needed inspiration for Valentines Day next week. 

I think we'll be seeing more of this bowl around the blog

Cupcakes, pre-bake

The cupcakes from hell



Thursday, February 9, 2012

The Dark Side of Food and an Unhappy Gallbladder



On OGW, we've covered just about everything from durian fruits to loaves of French bread and beyond!  But we haven't discussed the dark side of the culinary world; and by "dark side," I mean the bad, bothersome, and often unpleasant side effects.

Don't worry I'll get to the point soon enough, but first I need to explore a personal story arch.

I've always loved food... that doesn't mean I appreciated what I was eating, but I did enjoy it.  I enjoyed it so much by the end of college I weighed almost 230 lbs.  Now if I was 6'6" that wouldn't be a problem, but since I top out at 5'7" wearing a thick soled pair of shoes it became a bit of an issue.  I was overweight, had a size 40 waist, and was winded going up a single flight of stairs. 

Me on a trip to Mexico in 2006

Unlike some unfortunate liberal arts majors, I was lucky enough to land a great job complete with an in-house fitness center after college.  I started my transformation slowly; 10 minutes on the treadmill almost killed me the first 2 weeks.  The weight started to come off, and by the end of year 2, I weighed 145 lbs, and had a 29 inch waist.

Me in 2009, post-loss

We've all heard about the dangers of being overweight; diabetes, heart disease, the list goes on and on...  But we don't really hear about the dangers of being healthy.

Now, I am immensely grateful to have lost the weight, but unfortunately my gallbladder doesn't quite agree with this sentiment.

As it turns out our livers aid in the digestion of all manner of things.  They are, in short, incredible organs.  They allow us to process alcohol, synthesize proteins, and digest fatty acids with the production of various compounds.

Enter the dark side... and by dark side I mean bile. 

In short (and I mean "the short, short version"), the bile produced by our livers enters the digestive track and allows us to digest lipids (fats).  Our gallbladders store any excess bile so that it can be "dumped" when needed to aid in the digestion of particullary fatty meals.

 


After loosing weight, my liver never got the memo to produce less of these compounds.  As a result, the excess bile built up in my gallbladder and began to solidify as "gallstones."  These stones can block the bile duct causing extreme pain and in some extreme cases serious infection.

Now as a devoted foody, I still enjoy fatty meals on occasion.  Which means that gallbladder occasionally attempts to empty itself, causing the stones to dislodge and enter my bile duct.  From the women I have spoken to who have both given birth and experienced gallstones, I have learned that the pain is similar in intensity, though often not as long in duration. OUCH!

My worst attack occurred last October and lasted for over 24 hours, followed by a period of jaundice and some less-than-savory digestive side effects.  In hindsight I probably should have gone to the hospital, but c'est la vie.

So as a result of my love for all things food, the gallbladder must go! 

Eat good food (in moderation). Drink good beer (in moderation).  And above all, stay classy (and remember to exercise)!





Wednesday, February 8, 2012

New Food Wednesday: February 8, 2012


So it's been a week since I posted anything (we'll chalk it up to gallbladder issues and a busy work week), and I was out of ideas for this week's edition of New Food Wednesday... When I realized that I hadn't covered this Mexican/ Latin American delicacy.  Look closely, those aren't refried beans on the taco.

Find out what is after the jump!


Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Monday, January 30, 2012

Random Food Photo: Molasses Pork Tenderloin


This meal first appeared at the Nook Tavern (www.thenooktavern.com) last fall, and was an immediate success.  It's a braised pork tenderloin, smothered with a savory molasses-herb sauce.  The pork loin is accompanied by citrus butter green beans, and roasted pears covered with walnuts, Gorgonzola, and a whiskey honey glaze.  For those living in Huntsville, AL, this meal will be making an encore performance next Saturday!

Eat good food.  Drink good beer.  And above all, stay classy!

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Recipes: Homemade Ravioli (no. 1)

Ravioli filled with prosciutto, mozzarella, sun dried tomato, and fresh basil
BY: Sam Parks (January 2012)

The finished product

Author's Note:
So this past week's ravioli dinner at the Nook Tavern featured more technical faults than a Chinese coal mine; the stove kept overloading the breaker, I dropped a stack of plates, and there was a minor mishap with the dough (rending fives orders of the ravioli unsellable).  We did manage to finish the meal, but not without an impressive string of Yiddish profanities.

I'm not a perfectionist in the kitchen.  And while I do try to present my food in the most appealing manner possible, I draw a line on using tweezers to individually place micro-green garnishes.  But even with my casual approach to cooking, the problems with the ravioli dinner left me feeling vexed and unsatisfied.

So I plopped in my DVD of "Anchorman" and spent the next afternoon recreating the dish.

This is not your stereotypical incarnation of filled pasta.  There is no tomato sauce.  And the intensely contrasting flavors almost ambush your palate.  It's a great dish for dinner on the patio in the spring and summer, but after a week of January rain it's a refreshing departure from drab and grey.

Eat good food.  Drink good beer.  And above all, stay classy!

INGREDIENTS:

For the dough:
1 lb. bread flour
1 lb. semolina flour
1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
4 whole eggs
Pinch of salt

For the filling:
8 oz. low-moisture, shredded mozzarella cheese
1 oz. finely chopped fresh basil
8 oz. finely chopped sun dried tomatoes (NOT in olive oil or brine)
6 oz. finely chopped prosciutto
1 tsp. dried oregano 
1/4 tsp. crushed red pepper flakes


For the toppings:
1 oz. finely chopped fresh basil
Shaved Parmesan cheese
Extra virgin olive oil

DIRECTIONS:

Pour the semolina flour, bread flour, and salt in a large bowl (I used the bowl on my Kitchenaid  stand mixer fitted with the dough hook).  Make a sizable divot/ well in the flour.  Into the well, pour the olive oil and the eggs.  Mix on low for approximately 5 minutes, until the mass is fairly cohesive.
Though the flours are equal weights, as you can see the bread flour has a greater volume
This is "dough" before it becomes identifiable as such
Dough in the mixer
Dough pre knead
After the dough has become a single cohesive mass (you may need to squish it together a bit), transfer it to a lightly floured surface and knead for approximately 5-10 minutes until it is completely smooth and elastic.

Kneading the dough
This is the dough, post knead; note the smooth surface

Cover the dough-ball with a damp paper towel and allow it to "chill" in the fridge for 30 minutes - 1 hour.

Meanwhile, prepare the filling by chopping all of the ingredients.

Ravioli filling, pre-chop
Once the dough has chilled, divide it into four even lumps.  Working with the first quarter of the dough (keep the other dough-balls in the fridge under the damp paper towels), mash it into an oval approximately 1/4 of an inch in thickness.  Run the oval through the pasta machine on the widest setting.  Continue running the sheet of dough through the machine, progressively decreasing the width between the rollers (i.e. first run on setting seven, second run on setting six, etc.).  When finished you should have a long sheet of dough, approximately 20 in. x 5 in. x 1/16 in.

Repeat this process for the remaining three dough-balls.  Keep the finished sheets of pasta on a baking sheet, and covered with damp paper towels.

Divide the filling into 20 portions and forcefully shape each portion into a 1 in. ball.  This will require some pretty extreme hand strength, but the firmer each lump of filling the better the final product.  Place the lumps of filling onto one of the pasta sheets.

Filling success!
Dip your forefinger into a small bowl of cold water, and smear a small amount around each of the filling lumps (continue wetting your finger as necessary).

Take a second sheet of pasta and carefully place it over the filling lumps.  Gently and carefully, press the two sheets of pasta together around the filling lumps.  Be very cautious not nick the dough with your fingernails.

Using a pastry crimper or a sharp knife, carefully cutout the ravioli.

Note the pastry crimper in the upper left

Carefully pull the ravioli off of the cutting surface and lightly dredge them in white rice flour (all purpose flour can be used as a substitute).

Dredging the ravioli

Ravioli waiting to be cooked
After the ravioli have been rolled, filled, crimped, and dredged (you may have some extra dough), bring a large pot of well salted water to a rolling boil.  Add 1/2 of the ravioli and cook for no more than 5-6 minutes.  Repeat with the remaining ravioli.

Drain well, and serve topped with olive oil, chopped basil, and shaved Parmesan cheese.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Internet Personality Inversion Rate Index (not food related)


So this week the blog has become comparatively "popular" with first-time readers.  Which is great; and I thank each of you for stopping by!  Unfortunately, this also means we've seen some "cuckoos." One anonymous individual even went so far as to inform readers that "it is my regret to tell you that sam parks died from deadly bacteria."  (sorry to disappoint, but I'm still alive).

Now there are some people in this world that you just don't mess with; Chuck Norris, retarded chimpanzees, people serving/ preparing your food, and bloggers.  It's just not something that one does.  (go to www.theoatmeal.com for additional examples)


I acknowledge that I'm no Bobby Flay and this isn't huffpost.com.  I also recognize that the internet represents the great equalizer of our day, like books and the written word in past ages.  But, c'est la vie.

So in the spirit of theoatmeal, I have created the following cautionary tale for all interweb users:






Eat good food.  Drink good beer.  And above all, stay classy!

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

New Food Wednesday: January 25, 2012

So after our "Stop SOPA Blackout" last week, New Food Wednesday has returned (thanks to everyone for speaking out against SOPA).  This week's posting features another culinary tradition from my Scandinavian cousins.  Of course, this typically means that if you have a poor stomach, weak heart, or are simply unadventurous, you should NOT in any way, shape, or form continue reading.  It seems that the culinary traditions of my familial ancestors don't sit well with the average American palate.  Though I must confess, I'm having trouble digesting this week's post.
Look closely...very closely

Find out what it is after the jump...

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Recipes: Rosca de Reyes (Latin King Cake)


BY: Sam Parks (January 2012)
Mission Accomplished! The finished Rosca de Reyes
 Author’s Note:
For those of you not from the South, Mardi Gras is more than a day of overindulgent binge drinking; it’s a institution that is celebrated with the same “awe” and “tradition” as Christmas or Thanksgiving.  The closer you get to the Gulf Coast, the more opulent and extravagant these celebrations become.  While the celebration of Mardi Gras was originally observed by Catholics to mark the beginning of Lent, is has become a mainstay of Southern culture for Catholics and Protestants alike. 

*Southern Etiquette: If you’re ever in the Deep South for one of these celebrations and someone mentions the origins of these traditions, politely nod your head and listen without commenting.  The true origins of Mardi Gras traditions are shrouded in the shadow of history and time’s passage.  Each hamlet, burg, costal village, and rural township lays claim to at least some part of this creation mythology, and it is a source of immense pride for local residents.  The safest bet is to simply acknowledge that Mardi Gras is a product of the South.  Like barbecue, Moon Pies, and boiled peanuts.  Period.  (even though everyone knows it all started in Mobile, ALABAMA!)

Unfortunately, the post-Katrina diaspora of Mardi Gras traditions did not include one of its most enduring symbols, the King Cake.  Traditionally, this cake is served to party goers after the main feast, and is supposed to represent the “King’s” crown worn by the Biblical wise men. 

My King Cake from last year's Mardi Gras festivites
 But even further to the south, our neighbors in Latin America enthusiastically observe similar traditions to mark the beginning of the Lenten season.  These traditions hold the same esteem as those in the southern U.S., and one of the most striking similarities is inclusion of the King Cake, or Rosca de Reyes.

So when a friend of mine from the local university’s Latin American society called me to complain about the dearth of suitable substitute cakes for his celebration, I fully understood his dilemma.  It seems that if a good King Cake is hard to locate in north Alabama, an edible Rosca de Reyes is damn near impossible to find.  I couldn’t resist the opportunity to lend a helping hand to the students from my collegiate Alma Mater


The result was an amalgamation of the two traditions; the flavors of a traditional Rosca de Reyes prepared in the style of an American King Cake.  Though I am obliged to point out the inclusion of beer would probably make strict observers balk at the idea of calling this a King Cake, but c’est la vie.

Eat good food.  Drink good beer.  And above all, stay classy!

 
INGREDIENTS:

For the Dough:
-1 cup stout beer
-4 Tbs. granulated sugar
-0.75 ounces bread machine yeast
-1 cup whole milk
-4 Tbs. unsalted butter
-1 Tbs. kosher salt
-1/2 cup clover honey
-10 cups all-purpose flour (more if necessary)
-3 whole eggs and 1 egg yolk (lightly beaten)
-1 Tbs. pure almond extract
-2 tsp. Jack Daniels Whiskey

For the Filling:
-2 cups chopped, dried fruits (raisins, apricots, cherries, figs, etc.)
-1/2 cup dark rum
-4 tsp. cinnamon
-1 (8oz) package cream cheese at room temperature
-2 eggs
-1/2 cup granulated sugar
-1/4 cup honey

For the “Dead Dough”:
-3 cups flour
-1 cup water
-1/2 cup granulated sugar

For the Egg Wash:
-3 egg yolks
-1 Tbs. water

For the Glaze:
-3 cups powdered sugar
-1 tsp. vanilla extract
-3 Tbs. whole milk (more if necessary)

DIRECTIONS:

For the Dough (body):
Heat the stout beer in the microwave on high for 45 seconds.  Add the four tablespoons of sugar, and stir until it has fully dissolved into the beer.  Add the yeast and stir vigorously.  Allow the yeast mixture to stand for 15 minutes, stirring occasionally.  *if the yeast is fresh, it should rapidly produce thick foam on top of the beer

In a small pan, heat the milk over medium heat.  Add the butter, honey, salt; stirring frequently until the butter has melted.  Carefully, pour the milk mixture into small bowl; allow to rest until the temperature reaches luke-warm. *place the mixture in the fridge hasten the cooling process

In a large bowl, combine the flour with the beer and yeast mixture; lightly with your hands.  Add the eggs and continue mixing until everything is well incorporated and well mixed.  Add the milk mixture, almond extract, and whiskey to the flour mass and knead until the dough is springy, smooth, and elastic.  If the dough is “crumbly,” add water a tablespoon at a time.  If the dough is sticky and won’t form a ball, add some flour.  Don’t worry about these additions; the final product is a result of the natural gluten proteins found in the flour.  This variable can fluctuate from brand to brand (I always King Arthur brand for my breads).

The "Dough Ball" prior to rising
Grease a non-reactive (glass or ceramic) bowl with non-stick cooking spray, and place the dough ball inside.  Heat the oven to 400 degrees for 2 minutes; no more, no less.  Place the dough into the oven, and allow it rise until it has doubled in bulk (approximately 90 minutes).

The "Dough Ball" post-rising
When the dough has risen divide it in half.  On a lightly floured bread board (not a cutting board used for things like meat, onions, or garlic) or your kitchen counter, roll out the dough halves until they make two rectangles, approximately 20 x 14 inches.


For the filling:
While the dough it rising, place the chopped, dried fruit in a small pan on the stove with the rum, heat on high for 10 minutes.  Allow the mixture to cool to room temperature.  Drain off the remaining rum.

In a large bowl, combine the cream cheese, sugar, eggs, and honey.  Beat on medium speed using a hand mixer, until the concoction is smooth. *do NOT add the fruit to the cream cheese mixture

For the “Dead Dough”:
Combine the flour, water, and sugar; knead until smooth and allow to rest while the dough finishes rising.  Roll into a rough rectangle approximately 1/8 inch thick.  Cut into 1/2 x 5 inch strips.  Set the strips aside until final assembly.


The "Dead Dough"
Assembly and Baking:
Once the dough body has doubled, been halved, and rolled into two rectangles, spread half of the cream cheese mixture onto each rectangles (make sure to leave approximately 1 inch borders on the rectangles.  Evenly spread 1/2 of the fruit mixture on top of the cream cheese.  Sprinkle 2 teaspoons of cinnamon on top of the fruit and cream cheese.

The filling...
Tightly roll each rectangle lengthwise, making sure to keep the filling in this tight roll.  Pinch the long seem of the coil onto itself to make a solid, leak proof rope.  On a round baking or pizza pan (the total diameter needs to be greater than 12 inches) lined with parchment paper, form the rope into a semi-circle.  Form the second rope of dough into an opposing semi-circle on the round pan.  Pinch the two ends together to form a single, large circle. 




Liberally brush the dough circle with cold water.  Place the strips of dead dough on top of the dough circle.  Tuck the edges of the strips under the dough body.  At this point the entire creation should resemble a “banded rope of dough formed into a circle.”  Brush the entire circle lightly with cold water.

"Dead Dough" applied
Place the dough ring into the oven and allow it to rise again.  Approximately 30-60 minutes.  Remove the ring from the oven.


Heat the oven to 475 degrees.

While the oven is heating, bring a small pan of water to a boil (make sure the pan is all-metal, no plastic)

Once the oven has reached the requisite temperature, place the pan of boiling water on the bottom of oven.  Place the risen dough ring above the pan of boiling water.  Bake for 10 minutes, turning once.

After 10 minutes, remove the dough ring from the oven and turn off the oven (close the door as quickly as possible). Working as quickly as possible, brush the dough ring with the egg-wash and return it to the oven.  Turn the oven on to 375 degrees.  Bake for an additional 18 minutes, turning once half way through.  The dough ring should have a “hollow sound” when tapped lightly with your fingernail.

Carefully remove the ring from the pan, and allow it to rest until it has completely cooled.

Before Decorating

When the ring has cooled, pour the glaze (made by rapidly mixing the powdered sugar, vanilla extract, and milk) onto the ring.  Decorate as you desire, being as creative as you see fit!






Enjoy!